If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

"Everything is under control."

★ 6.5 2025 113 min

DramaThriller

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Basildon Cineworld

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10:15

Camden Curzon Cinemas 🚇 Camden Town, Chalk Farm

14:40 21:10

Castle Cinema Hackney castle_cinema

18:30

Castle Cinema Sidcup castle_cinema

17:00

Clapham Picturehouse 🚇 Clapham Common, Clapham North

17:10

Crawley Cineworld

13:50 19:45

Crouch End Picturehouse

14:10 20:00

Curzon Bloomsbury Curzon Cinemas 🚇 Russell Square, King's Cross St. Pancras

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Ealing Picturehouse 🚇 Ealing Broadway

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East Dulwich Picturehouse

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Enfield Cineworld

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Greenwich Picturehouse 🚇 Cutty Sark, Greenwich

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Hackney Picturehouse

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Hoxton Curzon Cinemas 🚇 Old Street

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London - Islington (Angel Central) Vue Cinemas 🚇 Angel

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Lumiere Cinema lumiere 🚇 Romford

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Picturehouse Central Picturehouse 🚇 Piccadilly Circus, Leicester Square

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Ritzy Picturehouse 🚇 Brixton

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Walton Everyman Cinemas

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West Norwood Picturehouse

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Basildon Cineworld

12:00 20:10

Belsize Park Everyman Cinemas 🚇 Belsize Park

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Camden Curzon Cinemas 🚇 Camden Town, Chalk Farm

14:40 20:40

Castle Cinema Hackney castle_cinema

16:00

Castle Cinema Sidcup castle_cinema

13:45 19:45

Clapham Picturehouse 🚇 Clapham Common, Clapham North

16:30

Crawley Cineworld

13:50 19:45

Crouch End Picturehouse

14:10 17:00 19:45

Curzon Bloomsbury Curzon Cinemas 🚇 Russell Square, King's Cross St. Pancras

11:30

Ealing Picturehouse 🚇 Ealing Broadway

14:20 20:30

East Dulwich Picturehouse

10:40 16:40

Enfield Cineworld

14:40 20:10

Epsom Picturehouse

12:00

Finsbury Park Picturehouse 🚇 Finsbury Park, Arsenal

12:00 14:45 17:30 20:30

Greenwich Picturehouse 🚇 Cutty Sark, Greenwich

14:20 17:30

Hackney Picturehouse

14:00 20:40

Hoxton Curzon Cinemas 🚇 Old Street

11:40

Kingston Odeon Cinemas

12:10

London - Islington (Angel Central) Vue Cinemas 🚇 Angel

11:00

Lumiere Cinema lumiere 🚇 Romford

10:00 15:00 17:00

Muswell Hill Everyman Cinemas

13:00 17:00

Peckhamplex peckhamplex

18:10

Picturehouse Central Picturehouse 🚇 Piccadilly Circus, Leicester Square

12:00 17:40

Ritzy Picturehouse 🚇 Brixton

12:10 17:50

Sutton omniplex

13:10 18:40

Swiss Cottage Odeon Cinemas 🚇 Swiss Cottage, Finchley Road

18:30

The Garden Cinema garden_cinema 🚇 Holborn, Covent Garden

12:40

The Gate Picturehouse 🚇 Notting Hill Gate, Holland Park

13:15

Walton Everyman Cinemas

13:45 20:30

West India Quay Cineworld 🚇 West India Quay, Westferry

14:20 19:50

West Norwood Picturehouse

14:40 16:00

Wimbledon Curzon Cinemas 🚇 Wimbledon

10:40 15:20

Basildon Cineworld

12:00 19:10

Belsize Park Everyman Cinemas 🚇 Belsize Park

15:45

Camden Curzon Cinemas 🚇 Camden Town, Chalk Farm

14:20 21:00

Castle Cinema Hackney castle_cinema

11:00 20:50

Castle Cinema Sidcup castle_cinema

10:45 17:00

Clapham Picturehouse 🚇 Clapham Common, Clapham North

13:50 17:10

Crawley Cineworld

13:50 19:45

Crouch End Picturehouse

16:40 20:00

Curzon Bloomsbury Curzon Cinemas 🚇 Russell Square, King's Cross St. Pancras

12:30

Ealing Picturehouse 🚇 Ealing Broadway

14:10 20:20

East Dulwich Picturehouse

10:40 18:00

Enfield Cineworld

14:40 20:10

Epsom Picturehouse

20:20

Finsbury Park Picturehouse 🚇 Finsbury Park, Arsenal

11:45 14:30 17:15 20:00

Greenwich Picturehouse 🚇 Cutty Sark, Greenwich

11:00 17:00

Hackney Picturehouse

14:40 20:40

Hoxton Curzon Cinemas 🚇 Old Street

11:20 17:20

Kingston Odeon Cinemas

12:10

Lumiere Cinema lumiere 🚇 Romford

10:15 12:50 17:40 20:30

Muswell Hill Everyman Cinemas

16:45 21:15

Peckhamplex peckhamplex

18:10 20:50

Picturehouse Central Picturehouse 🚇 Piccadilly Circus, Leicester Square

15:05 17:45 20:30

Ritzy Picturehouse 🚇 Brixton

15:00 20:20

Sutton omniplex

13:10 18:40

Swiss Cottage Odeon Cinemas 🚇 Swiss Cottage, Finchley Road

18:30

The Gate Picturehouse 🚇 Notting Hill Gate, Holland Park

20:45

Walton Everyman Cinemas

10:30

West India Quay Cineworld 🚇 West India Quay, Westferry

14:20 19:30

West Norwood Picturehouse

13:15 17:10 20:30

Wimbledon Curzon Cinemas 🚇 Wimbledon

17:40

Film Details

Director

Mary Bronstein

Year

2025

Runtime

113 minutes

Genre

Drama, Thriller

Rating

6.5/10 (117 votes)

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Frequently Asked Questions

Where can I watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You in London?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is currently showing at 34 cinemas in London. Including Addlestone, Basildon, Belsize Park.

How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You has a runtime of 113 minutes.

What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You rated?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You has a rating of 6.5/10 on TMDB.